A story

I do have a few ideas in mind on new posts, but I just haven't sat down to write them yet. So to tide you over...a short story.

Last night I went outside to have a few drags on a cigarette, don't judge me. It was dark, chilly, and I was tired. I heard a loud rustling in the leaves along side the house. I froze, listening, to what sounded like a gigantic animal making it's way past me. While I listened I also heard bells jingling. Logically, I thought what any sane person would, a reindeer was in the yard. Finally, I saw a cat, staring at me with gigantic saucer like eyes.

Not Actual Cat

Okay, now you can judge me.

-Erma